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I have an unfortunate answer which is I ride a bicycle. I guess that also shows my personality. No fuel. Inefficient. And frequently breaking down.

Jesse Eisenberg on what car or motorcycle best shows his personality (x)

Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)

“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”

The thing about The Social Network is that it’s never going to get better than that for me. Maybe I’ll get better at acting, but I’ll never have an experience like that again. Making movies is a team sport, and on that one I was surrounded by so much talent, by something so amazing and so hard to replicate. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t sit around and beat myself about it every day. But I’m still aware that in many ways, well, it’s just never going to get better.

Jesse Eisenberg, Cancun press conference for 30 minutes or less, as reported by Empire (source)

#i wasnt even in the movie but same

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  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
  • Interviewer: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website, JesseEisenbergGotToFakeKissFamousWomen.org.
  • Interviewer: What is the worst thing you have ever done as a friend?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I stabbed a friend once. But in my defense, he was a few minutes late.