I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
in retail i like making people happy i really do HELPING THEM FIND SHIT TELLING THEM THEIR BATTERY HAS A WARRANTY THEY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT ECT.
but fucker if you cop even the slightest attitude with me i turn to fucking venom and you will be charged out the fucking ass
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it