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When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it over all by myself, came to a conclusion, and took action alone. Not that I really felt lonely. I thought that’s just the way things are. Human beings, in the final analysis, have to survive on their own.

(Haruki Murakami)
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • me: *not religious*
  • me: oh my god
  • me: praise the lord
  • me: thank god
  • me: oh dear lord
  • me: jesus christ
  • me: good god

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Why are we talking to each other in English?

Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably

helpihavesexlexia:

in retail i like making people happy i really do HELPING THEM FIND SHIT TELLING THEM THEIR BATTERY HAS A WARRANTY THEY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT ECT.

but fucker if you cop even the slightest attitude with me i turn to fucking venom and you will be charged out the fucking ass 

I’m just gonna ignore that

Me, talking about the last book in some trilogy, probably (via viserrion)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004