ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”

Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"
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Artist: Charli XCX
Trackname: Boom Clap
Album: The Fault In Our Stars (Music From the Motion Picture)


my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date